Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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the trainI was stuck in a massive people jam the other day at the train station. it was taking forever to get in - you know when everyone tries to get in at the same time people are getting out? twunts they is.
anyways - next thing i know there's shoutin goin on in front and behind. i cant quite catch it as i'm too far away, but i'm getting right nervous. Then some australian bastard walks on me fucking head!! it was only one step but he didnt even bloody ask?! and it fractured one of me vertabrae. I've been in physiotherapy for the last decade trying to resolve the hideous spasms!
and he had a stupid fuckin hat.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 15:52, Reply)
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