Going Too Far
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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hmm...
I haven't seen a length/girth joke for ages...
I could make up a story about saying a girl's mum molested her at 2 years old back when I was 12...but I'm not going to...
...cos it really happened...
...never known such shame
Apologies for genitalia
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 15:55, Reply)
I haven't seen a length/girth joke for ages...
I could make up a story about saying a girl's mum molested her at 2 years old back when I was 12...but I'm not going to...
...cos it really happened...
...never known such shame
Apologies for genitalia
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 15:55, Reply)
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