Going Too Far
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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One guy we work with
on his stag do, his mates decided to dress him up as the only gay in the village; the full PVC etc suit. At first he declined, but after a few drinks got into the spirit of things and dressed up in it, as his mates said he'd only be wearing it in his local.
He goes down the local, and starts getting hammered. His mates are having a laugh at his expense, but he's playing along in character to the Little Britain star. After a while one of his mates tells him that they are making a move, so for a laugh he PISSES HIMSELF deliberately in this suit, much to the giggles of his best man and mates.
After he finishes, he asks for his clothes back ready for the nightclub.
"We never brought them, you're wearing that in the clubs."
Apparently he wore it all night, and completely ummmed of piss in every club.
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:29, Reply)
on his stag do, his mates decided to dress him up as the only gay in the village; the full PVC etc suit. At first he declined, but after a few drinks got into the spirit of things and dressed up in it, as his mates said he'd only be wearing it in his local.
He goes down the local, and starts getting hammered. His mates are having a laugh at his expense, but he's playing along in character to the Little Britain star. After a while one of his mates tells him that they are making a move, so for a laugh he PISSES HIMSELF deliberately in this suit, much to the giggles of his best man and mates.
After he finishes, he asks for his clothes back ready for the nightclub.
"We never brought them, you're wearing that in the clubs."
Apparently he wore it all night, and completely ummmed of piss in every club.
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:29, Reply)
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