Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Revenge is sweetBeing greek there are really only 2 job options, hairdresser or chip shop work. I used to work in my dads chip shop with my 2 older brothers. When bored as you can imagine pranks ensued, one played on me was one of my brothers punching a small hole in my can of Pepsi which poured over me when I drank it runing my shirt. Boy did I think he had gone to far so I decided to take it to the next level. Being summer and really hot in the shop we were all drinking loads of fluids and this was also the time that Lucozade Sport crusher packs came out, I almost emptied one and then refilled it with washing up liquid then bided my time. Friday busiest night of the week and over 100 degrees behind the chip pans when my brother asks for a Lucozade which I obligingly get him and grin to myself as he downs the whole pack he then turned and ungodly shade of green while running for the toilet. He was ill for days and him and his missus still say I went to far. I have not eaten or drunk anything round their house since and that was 12 years ago, I certainly did not eat the birthday cake she made me the year after even though I told her it was lovely. Oh the fear of retribution.
POP! Cherry Gone
(, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:54, Reply)
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