Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Stop, too far!Twas a lovely chrismas(ish) day and our uni household had decided to cook a christmas dinner complete with a big chicken.
After a very nice meal we started on the shots of vodka. And then sambuca. Then the tequila. About midway through this session my friend and I decided it would be a good idea if we were to dress up like ladies. Luckily a female house mate lent us her wardrobe and make-up so we really looked the part, much to the amusment of the other 4 housemates.
After further drinking it got too hot so we took all the lady clothes off and were left strutting about in boxers.
The party was wanning but I spied the chicken carcass! Surely it would be funny to pick bits off and throw them at the house mates? This esclated to the point where the chicken had been rubbed in to the faces of every housemate at least once and bits were dropping off the ceiling and walls.
I knew it had gone too far when I found myself straddling my lipstick wearing friend and rubbing the congealed chicken jelly left on the plate on to his naked chest.
Everyone locked themselves in their rooms at this point and couldn't meet either mine or my friends eyes the following day.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 17:02, Reply)
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