Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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In the pub one lunch time with a work mate....... it was his birthday. Only a few of us had come out with him and he (sarcastically) said it was nice of the whole office to join his birthday celebrations - to which I said "It's your party and you can cry if you want to".
His response?
He asked the whole group if anyone had ever cried on their birthday?
He answers his own question...
"I have. I'd just cracked off and I was feeling a bit lonely so I had a bit of a cry..."
Que the tumbleweed blowing across the pub....
(, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 21:12, Reply)
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