Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Biology lesson..Back at school, in the mid-eighties, during a biology lesson we were treated to a dissection of a cow's respiratory system (lungs, windpipe and heart), of which the teacher presumably scrounged off the local butcher. Of course the whole demo was a fascinating, gory mess. The visuals have been forever seared into my memory, but then things took a turn....
The teacher announced he had to leave for a few minutes, presumably to retch in private, and told the whole class to carry on reading the text on the blackboard for a few minutes... He then left.
Then, from the back, Noel, a psychotic farm labourer's son, strode to the front and said 'Check this out!'. He then engaged the entrance to the windpipe and blew hard. The lungs immediately inflated, then deflated with a soggy wheezing fart. He then demonstrated this party trick once more for maximum effect... Then wiped his bloody gob with his school jumper and sat down again, looking wierdly smug... The teacher came back to a very stunned, blanch faced bunch of kids. I wonder where Noel is now?
(, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 21:18, Reply)
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