Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Silly MikeWhen I was in uni there was this guy, let's call him Silly Mike (cause that was his AKA). Mike was a few pennies short of a quid, and would generally believe anything we would tell him. Cue several instances of student humour, including :
- 'Painting' a stylish designer goatee onto his chin....with cigarette butts
- Cellotaping everything he owned to the ceiling of his room
- Stealing his playstation, and his games, and passing it as our own, despite the blatant 'Owned by Mike' style sticker on the back
However, we went too far one day when we convinced Mike of the correct way to perform cunnilingus. Mike was laid on his back, with an empty crisp packet to act as the lucky lady for demonstration purposes. We told him that the more he moved his tongue and said 'Mmmmm' that he would be a fucking Don Juan in a week.
Sadly for Mike, we recorded his moaning over the sound of the crinkling packet, and dubbed it into a drum and bass track.
A few weeks later, we managed to get the track played in the student bar whilst Mike was putting his new skills to good use (complete with fagash beard), resulting in Mike running screaming from the bar, threatening to kill us all.
He totally killed our buzz. We never let him forget he went way too far over the line.
Apologies for length/girth/etc. but it had to be told
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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 21:22,
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