Going Too Far
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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I'm Gonna Post So I Can Bitch at the End
Well there was thi lovely young child in my secondary school who was terrorized because his dad was unknown and he ran away from his mum.
So there was the basic who's your daddy and other things that involved making him cry on a regular basis. I even once did the hand bigger than the face cancer thing and broke his nose. Back to the story...
So it was all getting out of hand and began with the throwing of bagels at him and eventually the recording of Darth Vader saying "I am your father" being added to our french class cassette and it being played under exam conditions.
Now for the bitchy. Stop with the "ooh I went a great distance blah blah blah" that's just sad.
( , Sat 11 Nov 2006, 16:36, Reply)
Well there was thi lovely young child in my secondary school who was terrorized because his dad was unknown and he ran away from his mum.
So there was the basic who's your daddy and other things that involved making him cry on a regular basis. I even once did the hand bigger than the face cancer thing and broke his nose. Back to the story...
So it was all getting out of hand and began with the throwing of bagels at him and eventually the recording of Darth Vader saying "I am your father" being added to our french class cassette and it being played under exam conditions.
Now for the bitchy. Stop with the "ooh I went a great distance blah blah blah" that's just sad.
( , Sat 11 Nov 2006, 16:36, Reply)
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