Going Too Far
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Nothing deserves that.
Last year I watched (with moderate horror) as one of the rough Swindon kids kicked an acquaintance of mine in the bollocks because said friend slashed their football with a biro (they blasted it at him - just cause).
Apparently pikey's way of thinking was "I lose a ball, you lose a ball"
Blood, screaming and expulsion followed.
He lost his left testicle.
Now that was too far.
( , Sun 12 Nov 2006, 18:45, Reply)
Last year I watched (with moderate horror) as one of the rough Swindon kids kicked an acquaintance of mine in the bollocks because said friend slashed their football with a biro (they blasted it at him - just cause).
Apparently pikey's way of thinking was "I lose a ball, you lose a ball"
Blood, screaming and expulsion followed.
He lost his left testicle.
Now that was too far.
( , Sun 12 Nov 2006, 18:45, Reply)
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