Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Teen partaySo there we are, Xmas 1987ish and theres a house party at a mates house in a nearby vilage. We turn up at Rockin' Johnny G's house (his nickname, honest) and we proceed to get cunted. It ended with RJG's father returning at about midnight and throwing us all out. 'Twas a legendary party, highlights included:-
Me vomitting over a snowman (class eh ?) in the front garden.
A friend (Jon the gonk) seeing his reflection in a window and raising his glass in a "cheers" way, and smashing the window with his pint glass.
The sofa being ripped to pieces. (literally, covers ripped off, foam shredded...)
My good self head-butting the lamp shade so it swang into the artexed ceiling, leaving deep chips in it.
Much beer and wine spillage on sofa, carpet etc.
Much shagging in bedrooms.
I think thats it - it was a long time ago and weve lost touch.
We went so "too far" we actually came round the other side and didnt go "to far" at all !
Never apologise !
(, Sun 12 Nov 2006, 22:03, Reply)
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