Going Too Far
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Stag party....
Was very pissed when this happened, in fact am very pissed now... Anyhooo, I was at the pub with several of my best mates, at my stag party, a week before my wedding, when I am given a challenge. "A challenge?" I Strongbadishly inquire? "I acccept!" The problem was that the challenge was to drink one of every beer on the pub's menu from A to Z. I remember getting as far as Guinness, I apperently got as far as Maudite. There are some lovely pictures of me passed out in a bathroom stall, and being carried out of the pub. The worst of it is that aour server was very flamingly gay, and I asked him witrh all seriousness "would we get better service if we were better looking men?". The shame runs deep.
( , Mon 13 Nov 2006, 7:09, Reply)
Was very pissed when this happened, in fact am very pissed now... Anyhooo, I was at the pub with several of my best mates, at my stag party, a week before my wedding, when I am given a challenge. "A challenge?" I Strongbadishly inquire? "I acccept!" The problem was that the challenge was to drink one of every beer on the pub's menu from A to Z. I remember getting as far as Guinness, I apperently got as far as Maudite. There are some lovely pictures of me passed out in a bathroom stall, and being carried out of the pub. The worst of it is that aour server was very flamingly gay, and I asked him witrh all seriousness "would we get better service if we were better looking men?". The shame runs deep.
( , Mon 13 Nov 2006, 7:09, Reply)
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