Going Too Far
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Fraud
I never got pocket money from my parents because they never had it and they said being poor as shit was character building. So I decided to have a jumble sale from our garage and sell off a load of junk.
But then I stood in front of my entire school and told them that the sale was in aid of a handicapped boy I knew, to buy him a new wheelchair or something. It wasn't.
I made £3.60 (c.1980) and spent the whole lot on fresh cream chocolate eclairs from the local bakers.
( , Mon 13 Nov 2006, 10:02, Reply)
I never got pocket money from my parents because they never had it and they said being poor as shit was character building. So I decided to have a jumble sale from our garage and sell off a load of junk.
But then I stood in front of my entire school and told them that the sale was in aid of a handicapped boy I knew, to buy him a new wheelchair or something. It wasn't.
I made £3.60 (c.1980) and spent the whole lot on fresh cream chocolate eclairs from the local bakers.
( , Mon 13 Nov 2006, 10:02, Reply)
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