Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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northern macho v southern handbags...Me and X (you know who you are) are on a road trip north of the watford gap, to pick up Mr. X's belongings from Mr X's eX(-you know what mean) When we go into his soon to be eX local working mans club...a bit of good natured banter takes place along the lines of southern poofs and wheres yer handbags? et sodding cetera tedium. So a duel ensues where 'the first to piss buys the beer' now being a southern gentlemen my bladder is as big as a mouses condom and much trepidation ensues.
Mr. X too has a bladder the size of a gnats colostomy, but a bet being a bet we cannot refuse; we drink, more beers ordered. we drink again, more beer, more drinking and on. after pint 4 my back teeth are floating and mr. X is turning green, when our northern compatriots turned on the match and appeared a little bored by the duel...during one very loud tense moment when Man U were v. close to scoring a goal, Mr X winks at me & grabs an empty glass, puts it under the table and proceeeds to refill it! result!
more beer ordered, more beer drunk until our new northern chums decide we've won the bet and proceed to pay for the drinks. Cue Mr X excitedly getting up and knocking over not only the three full glasses at his feet but mine too.
we ran.
apols for lenght, girht and stroke.
(, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 14:02, Reply)
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