Going Too Far
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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being a sailor....
As I was back then in 197* I had a best mate Andy Goode, Andy was a great mate up until I put him forward for training as the 'splash target coxwain'
I got him to put in a chit, by promising more salary etc days outin the fresh air kind of stuff (for non sailors: splash targets are those white rafts towed on a line behind ships that gunners use as targets to improve their aim...) Andy went through the petty officers, the sub lieutenant and almost up to the Captain, before I was told I had to either face the Captain with him &with his request for training or tell him the truth, so I redirected him for Muff Diver training instead...better badge and hours i said. he refused to talk to me for a month after that. Then I shagged his one & only one night stand and he for some peculiar reason stopped talking all together, some 30 yrs on I think his sense of humour has almost resurfaced
( , Mon 13 Nov 2006, 14:41, Reply)
As I was back then in 197* I had a best mate Andy Goode, Andy was a great mate up until I put him forward for training as the 'splash target coxwain'
I got him to put in a chit, by promising more salary etc days outin the fresh air kind of stuff (for non sailors: splash targets are those white rafts towed on a line behind ships that gunners use as targets to improve their aim...) Andy went through the petty officers, the sub lieutenant and almost up to the Captain, before I was told I had to either face the Captain with him &with his request for training or tell him the truth, so I redirected him for Muff Diver training instead...better badge and hours i said. he refused to talk to me for a month after that. Then I shagged his one & only one night stand and he for some peculiar reason stopped talking all together, some 30 yrs on I think his sense of humour has almost resurfaced
( , Mon 13 Nov 2006, 14:41, Reply)
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