Going Too Far
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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a local memorial club
none of things I've done are particularly funny, but they are too far.
when I heard that a local memorial bar had a rule about not letting women in (they do now, but only on certain days) I got drunk and spray painted "misogynists and rapists drink here" on the front of the building.
That was over a year ago and you can still see it even though they tried to scrub it off and I am sort of ashamed of it whenever I go past, although part of me thinks it fair enough.
I got a police caution for it. Still I never got done for the vandalising of the churches, a random car, the family car of someone who was a total bitch at primary school, the school sign, the gun club, the bus shelter whre the chavs hung out...
oh what fun it was being a sexually frustrated teenager.
( , Tue 14 Nov 2006, 0:34, Reply)
none of things I've done are particularly funny, but they are too far.
when I heard that a local memorial bar had a rule about not letting women in (they do now, but only on certain days) I got drunk and spray painted "misogynists and rapists drink here" on the front of the building.
That was over a year ago and you can still see it even though they tried to scrub it off and I am sort of ashamed of it whenever I go past, although part of me thinks it fair enough.
I got a police caution for it. Still I never got done for the vandalising of the churches, a random car, the family car of someone who was a total bitch at primary school, the school sign, the gun club, the bus shelter whre the chavs hung out...
oh what fun it was being a sexually frustrated teenager.
( , Tue 14 Nov 2006, 0:34, Reply)
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