Going Too Far
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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That bit too far...
Got picked on a bit as a young skinny kid. One day enough was enough and one lad in the class room decided he'd give me a bit of grief whilst the teacher nipped out of the room. He poked me with a pen and punched me hard on the arm... I must have had a bad day, because the next thing he's lying on the floor with a busted nose and mouth and a loose tooth and I've got a wooden stool in my hand...
The whole class went silent and he nobody grassed me in, the lad said he'd fallen off his chair and nobody picked on me again.*
*until senior school that is. But that's a different story.
- INSERT LENGTH JOKE HERE
( , Tue 14 Nov 2006, 2:23, Reply)
Got picked on a bit as a young skinny kid. One day enough was enough and one lad in the class room decided he'd give me a bit of grief whilst the teacher nipped out of the room. He poked me with a pen and punched me hard on the arm... I must have had a bad day, because the next thing he's lying on the floor with a busted nose and mouth and a loose tooth and I've got a wooden stool in my hand...
The whole class went silent and he nobody grassed me in, the lad said he'd fallen off his chair and nobody picked on me again.*
*until senior school that is. But that's a different story.
- INSERT LENGTH JOKE HERE
( , Tue 14 Nov 2006, 2:23, Reply)
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