Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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unintentionally went way too far....my friend joanna is lovely but she is very very dappy. she should not be allowed to tell jokes or to talk to people she does not know.
anyway, a few days ago i happened to tell joanna one of the worst jokes i'd ever seen (courtesy of "world's sickest joke" QOTW i might add):
q: what word beginning with n and ending in r should you never call a black person?
a: neighbour
so jo is very drunk a few nights later and goes out on the pull. for some reason, hammered out of her face, she decides to tell the joke to the guy she was chatting up. unfortunately for jo, she slurred:
"what word beginning with n and ending with r should you never live next door to?"
that's not a sick joke, that's just a racial slur..... she then proceeded to repeat what i'd told her about bagpiping and tromboning. the bloke excused himself and never came back.
not sure where it went too far, but somewhere along those lines!
EDIT: i am not in any way racist, but i do find off-colour jokes funny, whether they're about colour, sex, religion...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 9:42,
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