Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Fromage frolicsOnce upon a time a few mates and I were arsing about at a friend's house while his parents were out, when we discovered that cheese slices have remarkable adhesive properties when applied to a smooth surface. Naturally this lead to our beer run being co-opted to include as many Tesco Value Cheese Slices as our host's staff discount could manage, and an hour of driving around randomly flinging said slices at other cars, shops, bus shelters and occasionally pedestrians, with sadly very little successful stickage.
We returned home and, after much thinking and quite a lot of beer, we had an epiphany. To reach the full potential of what we had termed "cheese-slapping", what we needed was a stationary car, where the cheese could be applied with a degree of craftsmanship.
We managed to cover the windscreen and two thirds of the bonnet before the car's irate owner emerged from his house and chased us down the street, which was almost certainly taking our cheese-related hijinks too far. However we had not gone far enough in our search for a suitable target, because as we fled, giggling like twats, we saw the car owner give up the chase and simply cross the road to stand in our host's open front doorway and wait for us.
Bollocks.
(, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:20, Reply)
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