Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Football FollyOnly last year, I, and a group of mates were playing football during the usual school break-time brutally out-playing the opponents of the hour quite brilliantly with yours truly manning the goal-line.
All was well until some little scally kid decided to continuously shout profanities at one of my mates because one of his shots (which you wouldn't like to get in the way of) literally floored one of the lads on the opposing team. Now, my mate is quite a big, stocky fella who doesn't take kindly to verbal abuse. Of course, he decided to do the best thing at that time and ignore the shallow threats.
Until, of course, the scally decided to spit on him. Well, this did get his attention and the next thing I heard....
BANG! Although, not witnessing the full extent of what had happened, he decided that enough was enough and literally picked the little lad up and hurled him into the goal post feet first.
The little lad was holding back tears and limped away bruised and humiliated.
To this day, I still believe he went too far with what he did but it certainly taught that young lad to respect his elders from then on.
He never did play football with us again...
(, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 16:08, Reply)
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