Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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flirting overkillAs a young man, I was very shy around girls and hopeless at flirting. I had no idea. Then an older boy told me that women are turned on when they know that a man fancies them.
So the next time I saw the girl of my dreams, I whipped out my hardened tool and brandished it at her while tugging furiously. She stared in amazement and disgust as my seed erupted all over the front of her dress.
She wasn't the least impressed, and I was almost thrown out of uni for it. Too far?
(, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 16:10, Reply)
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