Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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sticks and stoneshanging around down the local park as most of us did as teenagers of an evening, bored off our tits this particular night decided it would be fun to throw stones at (i'll call him Mark for legal reasons) Mark.
"oi Mark, go and stand over by the wall so we can throw stones at you" says we
"Can wear my crash helmet" says mark
"no" says we
"ok then but no big stones" say mark
Hence a barrage of half bricks and the biggest stones we could luzz at him to the tune of "ow fuck, ow fuck, their fuckin massive you cnuts
Not really taking it too far, but pissing in his crash helmet when he wasn't looking and watching him ride off home to nurse some serious bruising, and seeing lots of dribbly piss seaping out from the spongy padding inside the helmet down his face might have been a bit much.
(, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:26, Reply)
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