Going Too Far
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Oy Vey
I'm eating pizza with some friends whilst watching a film, and one of my friends suddenly comes up with the observation that there are generally lots of Jews in films. After explaining to her that the market was monopolised in the rich land of America following their emigration from Germany during the war, another friend points out "Yeah, I remember, there were a few Jews in Schindler's List..."
A few giggles. Then silence.
"...but not for long."
( , Tue 14 Nov 2006, 19:39, Reply)
I'm eating pizza with some friends whilst watching a film, and one of my friends suddenly comes up with the observation that there are generally lots of Jews in films. After explaining to her that the market was monopolised in the rich land of America following their emigration from Germany during the war, another friend points out "Yeah, I remember, there were a few Jews in Schindler's List..."
A few giggles. Then silence.
"...but not for long."
( , Tue 14 Nov 2006, 19:39, Reply)
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