hmmm greasy
Once upon a time in sixth form, there was a guy named "broady" He was a huge guy, built like a brick shite house, and used to indulge in such manly activities as listening to cradle of filth, and practicing wrestling moves.

All well and good, however he used to have long hair (early pink Floyd stylee) which he never washed, he used to retort "after three months it washes its self"(this is blatant lies everyone)

Now as it was a sixth form as is the tradition the common room was used as a laboratory for various flame based experiments. (such as do paper airplanes fly well when burning, and do they look realistic.)

we were in possession of a "jet" lighter that day, and were proceeding to heat up a penny to see if it melts (it does)

Broady comes in and sits down. someone had just heard about what happens when you mix pure oxygen with oil (instant flames) someone else was regaling the story about pilot who lost his hair after using to much brill cream and putting his oxygen mask on wrong.

I dunno why, but i thought: i wonder how flammable broady's hair is? Cue me sneaking up to him and unleashing jet based fierygoodness upon his hair.

he didn't realise what i was doing untill everyone started to ask what the smell was. He turned round and said something about if i didn't disappear sharpish he wd40(i didnt know if that was a sexual or a wrestling move) me onto a desk.

but the important thing is that we now know that greasy hair is no more or less flammable than normal hair.
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 20:14, Reply)