Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Bongo ManRemember when you were young and it was fun to throw eggs at things?
Well me and my mate were drunk once and decided to go egg a random house. We chose a flat window because there were Christmas decorations up and it was early November. From this point on it became tradition to egg the same window every time I went to my mates house... which was ever few days. A few months later (and hundreds of eggs) we drunkenly staggered down the road for another egg bombardment, I was literally carrying my mate, when after launching one egg we saw the flat-occupant standing in the window very angrily shaking his fist... we ran/staggered up an alleyway as fast as possible.
When I arrived safely back at his house I was alone. Later I found him asleep in a large bramble patch.
I think what really made it "too far" is that he was only so drunk because id been spiking his beer with vodka and tequila all night.
Apologies to the guy we egged for length of time.
(, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 23:16, Reply)
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