Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Cops and Robbers Pub CrawlI remember back in the day, well 4 weeks ago, when I was a wee fresher I was "cajoled" into going on a cops and robbers pub crawl. The attraction of which was to be handcuffed/gaffer taped to a senior female rower. The night started out very well indeed, I was taped to two rowers both of who had generous attributes. Needless to say after about two pubs I was getting on to the off my face stage, life was hard being controlled by two buxom rowers. Anyway the suggestion was made to go back to one of the girls houses, I pretty much thought that the world could not get any better, unfortunately the only thing I had there was 4 glasses of white wine and some tequila.
We then went off to join the pub crawl again, by now I was borderline smashed. What really tipped it over the edge was a quad-vod and coke.
By now I felt I had a bit of a rapport with the two girls so I was pretty cocky. So in my infinite wisdom, I turn to one of the girls and said "To be honest I fuck the shit out you because your buff but I would forget you the day after". The two girls precede to storm off, we had cut ourselves lose at her house before. So I wander around a bit then get accosted, by what looked liked someone over 7ft, and was told that I should have said that. I then preceded to shit my pants and scarper very quick.
(, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 10:26, Reply)
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