Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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The last word...Two mates of mine share a flat and would regularly go out on the town to drink and try to pull. This has become and ongoing competition to try and be a bit of a git to one another.
Now Paul was a teacher... well a PE teacher so kind of a teacher eh! This was a fact he thought would impress the ladies immensely.
Paul spent the night chatting up one lovely lady, buying the drinks etc. Meanwhile Glenn was waiting for the right opportunity.
Come the end of the night and Paul is just about to leave the nightclub with his new lady when Glenn bowls up to them and says:
"Hi, hey he didn't tell you he's a teacher did he!?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Nah! He's a milkman!!!!" and bursts out laughing...
Without a word she was off and Paul was out of luck...
Playing jokes on your mates is fun, but stopping your mate getting a good shag with a gorgeous lady just for a laugh, that's going too far!
(, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:19, Reply)
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