Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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you have to question his sanityA few years back it was my first year at uni, i was blessed with the unique situation of living 4 stories above the student union (Anyone whos been to Bath Uni knows where I mean). Pretty much everyone was sound except this one guy who we will call Dick, cos its funnier that way.
Slight back story: My mate C lost his room key a few weeks before, plus he had a PS2, so his room became the hang out for anyone who wasnt out on the piss. C is also asthmatic (doesnt stop him smoking a shit load tho).
Sat in said union one merry friday evening, C and Dick get into arguement, something about Dicks girlfiend looking like a little boy and that fact that no-one liked him. Rubbish fight ensues which was over before it start as Dick runs away. We all carry on the nights drinking without a 2nd thought. Upon returning home another mate is waiting for us, he proceeds to explain the insanity that had occured in our abscence.
Dick had come into C's room grabbed C's inhaler and punctured it repeatedly with a compass, odd! Cos Dick was drunk he had cut his hand fairly badly. Instead of seeking medical attention, he procceed to write TWAT on C's door in massive letters, oh yeh in blood!!!
Think that might be going a little too far.
P.S. Dick then takes his bike and dissappears for 3 days, when he returned it turned out he stayed in the hostel down the road.
(, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:43, Reply)
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