Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Attempted murder....I once lived with an evil bitch troll from hell. Let's call her Lucy-Slag for that was her name. Lucy-Slag's nastiness had reached such a level that revenge was required. So, myself and my partner in crime decided to thaw out some of Lucy-Slag's food in the microwave and then refreeze it in the hope that she'd get a bit ill. Lucy-Slag scoffed the food. We waited. Nothing happened. Bitch must have had iron guts.
Ok, so some may say it could have killed her and therefore it counts as attempted murder and therefore is going too far but I laugh in their faces tra la.
Hmm on second thoughts maybe I'm in the wrong question thing cos that surely counts as "I didn't go far enough" :-)
(, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 16:48, Reply)
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