Going Too Far
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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I probably went too far . .
Today in Geography some chums of mine thought it was a gaff to repeatedly steal my pencil case. Naturally by the end of the lesson I was fairly vexxed. As we were walking to next lesson i found myself at the top of a flight of stairs with aforementioned chums walking below me. With the instinct of a greasy teenager I lent over the bannister and spat cheerfully onto their heads.
Except I missed.
I had to pass the poor Year 7 (1st year) girl coming up the stairs wiping spit out of her hair. Felt guilty for the entire next lesson.
Oh yeah I'm hung like a wild animal.
( , Wed 15 Nov 2006, 22:03, Reply)
Today in Geography some chums of mine thought it was a gaff to repeatedly steal my pencil case. Naturally by the end of the lesson I was fairly vexxed. As we were walking to next lesson i found myself at the top of a flight of stairs with aforementioned chums walking below me. With the instinct of a greasy teenager I lent over the bannister and spat cheerfully onto their heads.
Except I missed.
I had to pass the poor Year 7 (1st year) girl coming up the stairs wiping spit out of her hair. Felt guilty for the entire next lesson.
Oh yeah I'm hung like a wild animal.
( , Wed 15 Nov 2006, 22:03, Reply)
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