Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Kebab House woesPicture the scene if you will:- 2002-ish, Winter, a Kebab House somewhere in Scotland.
My mate “The Chris” and I were having a bit of banter with the kebab house owner after having ordered the largest kebab in NATO,when in walks a 30 something and what we assumed to be his date for the evening. At this point The Chris and I were joking with the owner about some of the more colourful insults we’d heard traded during a recent bitch-fight in town.
30-something sees this as the ideal opportunity to interject and impress his date with his dry wit and charisma.
“ Ha ha, my favourite comeback has got to be 'I know you are, but what am I' ha ha” says 30-something.
His date gives a short giggle combined with a look that could only mean “Oh fuck what kind of twat am I going out with?”
The Chris, clearly insulted and offended at the twat’s useless and frankly shit retort says “That was pish mate”
He continues with the classic “ My favourite has to be ‘You’ve got a face like a rape-victims' pelvis’ ”
Stunned silence all round, jaws agape.
Too far?!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 8:35, Reply)
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