PROTIP: your imagination made it in the first place

www.b3ta.com/questions/socialmediameltdowns/post1999625
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:48, 1 reply)

So now you want me to furnish it, too?

I dunno, there's a shitty brown couch, smells vaguely of mould and despair. Floral carpet, long past its best and threadbare in many places. Half pint of piss beside the camp bed, which is itself covered in greying, unwashed sheets. All illuminated by the guttering light of a single candle, burned now for so many hopeless nights that it's no longer than your cock.

Do I have to do all the work, here?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:00, closed)

tell me more
who else lives in the building, what kind of neighbourhood is it in, whereabouts in the country is it
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:06, closed)

Sorry, it imaginarily burned down. You were in it at the time.

No-one came to the funeral.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:10, closed)

where was this funeral

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:14, closed)

Blandford Forum.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:16, closed)

what type of church
Methodist, Presbyterian or Episcopalian
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:19, closed)