I have gone off bitchy internet trolls.
I used to love them, but now they are tiresome, like toddlers who always want things their own way.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:18, 32 replies)

and yet here you are itching for their attention

(alright alright, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:48, closed)

Sure, of course we are.
Think about it. I'll try to explain it slowly.

We have the choice - post here, or don't post here. You and the other floor pissers obviously want us to go away, there's no other rational explanation for your hostile and witless harassment of the few grownup posters left.

So, you can see, we still post here by choice.

Speaking for myself, I do it because it clearly irritates you. When I stop getting a reaction, I'll probably give it up.

So, looks like we're both doing the same thing - posting for attention. The difference is that I'm a mature adult with a normal life, you and your buddies are socially awkward shutins whose life revolves around the Internet.

I'm laughing at you.
(username failed moderation, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:21, closed)

laughing at you gay
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:29, closed)

'we'? hahahahaha
sweet! they've formed a little gang to protect themselves from the bigger boys!

unless one is a sock puppet for the other ... that would be pretty depressing given how much they're stroking one another's backs :(
(alright alright, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:31, closed)

ba co
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:35, closed)

"You're quite good, you are."

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:39, closed)

That's almost
Ironic, but just dropped below the required score, and got graded as stupid.
(username failed moderation, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:46, closed)

That is a lot of commas to use before conjunctions and yet the clauses were not independent.
Fuck you.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:38, closed)

Oh hello professor fumble-and-fuck-it-up.
Your usual brand of incoherent babble I see. Could be another long day for you today.
(username failed moderation, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:03, closed)

Probably, I am going to the kiddy fiddler pool. No, I mean I am going to the pool with the kids.
No, I mean oh dear what,do, but and, I mean; fumbled again. I am going to the swimming pool with my friend Fiddler's children.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:14, closed)

Don't correct its crappy English.
It is a rhetorical genius. It's just pretending to be a whiny mediocrity because us kids are not worth its full might.

All we get are pictures of dogs and the occasional girlie flounce.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:08, closed)

we? are you part of team weepy now?
personally, i don't want you or anyone else to leave, regardless of how weepy and upset they are
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:39, closed)

No no no.
You're upset. Not him. He leaps weeping into every thread just because he believes people find it irritating. Clearly the actions of an ADULT.
(alright alright, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:43, closed)

i've often wondered
why his posts

are spread out like this?

as if to attract

the most attention
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:45, closed)

i often wonder why he posts essays in response to two line snipes as if any cunt has ever read any of them

(alright alright, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:50, closed)

FEED ME!
You're by a long way the most bonedheaded of the gang though.

Some of the others are quite witty sometimes. You just sound thick, all the time.
(username failed moderation, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:04, closed)

o no he shame me :(

(alright alright, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:11, closed)

It's because he's



gay
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:52, closed)

watch it - you mean gay not ghey don't you

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:11, closed)

(username failed moderation, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:20, closed)

Classic Weepy Phantom.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:23, closed)

At last! The adults are here to show us kids how to internet!
Also: 'we'
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:41, closed)

Well I for one welcome our elders and betters, and look forward with eager anticipation to today's lesson.
Ideally with a side order of Krankies.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:55, closed)

I wish he'd hurry up and post the guidelines.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:21, closed)

?
(McChinaman banned, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:32, closed)

A FAQ

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:40, closed)

That's well out of date.
Seemingly a far more stringent and joyless set of rules has been introduced since Professor McPomposity joined the board.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:41, closed)

Pretty sure what you said is against the rules. BTW, I'd give you one. fnarrrrrrr

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:10, closed)

excellent trolling right here.

( rofl harris, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:53, closed)

Thanks
I think I managed to snare most of the usual suspects - or at least those who self-identify as "bitchy trolls" (ufm excepted) :)
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:55, closed)

You haven't managed to snare anyone.
You are the smuggest cunt.
(James?, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 9:24, closed)

Hahahaha, yes I am
*croissants*
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 10:38, closed)