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Spimf says: I've always enjoyed listening to Pink Floyd, but lately I've noticed if my iPod plays any of their tracks, I skip them. I'm starting to realise I've gone off them. What have you gone off lately?
( , Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:15)
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So declared my mate, sweating heavily next to a tree with a knife in his hand, and gesturing proudly at the long low branch he’d just swung off.
He pointed at a large ‘M’ shape carved in the bark. “These are her tits,” he declared proudly. “And this,” he said, pointing at a scratched-out sappy triangle, “is her fanny.”
“Right-ho” I said. “Now what?”
“Now we fuck her.”
He clambered back up onto the branch, and began humping his crotch against the shaking limb. “It’s brilliant!” he announced as he thrusted. “Come up and have a go!”
I went home, took my Samantha Fox poster down from the wall, and threw it in the bin.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:58, 9 replies)
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I knew there must be at least one amusing story from this pisswittery of a question.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:16, closed)
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Saw one too many organic sex dolls of herself.
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( , Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:48, closed)
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You had me when you described her breasts as the letter M. Classic.
( , Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:58, closed)
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