This is quite a sad story, I have gone off cock and ball torture. Everything was fine until
I received a phone call at work. Apparently my wife and catamite had been involved in an horrendous car accident. I was of course, mildly anxious for about 20 seconds and then carried on at work.

Unfortunately, during the afternoon things took a turn for the worse. My wife had pain in the groin. Apparently, my Victorian male chastity belt that I insisted he wore had shifted during the impact of the accident and caused his testicles to haemorrhage. An emergency orchidectomy had to be performed. Tragic, this is the moment that I knew that I would never like cock and ball torture again.

Faced with very little choice, I packed his things and put the possessions into storage that very evening and then told him it was over. Of course, being from the UK it was very beneficial to me as the sole bread earner as I did not have to pay any costs for the separation and after 7 years I call that getting away with it.

What of the catamite? Well, that part wasn't true. As for the ex? Runs a bar in Pattaya specialising in eunuch fantasises.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:29, 10 replies)

My schoolmate Womble lost an orchid when he fell out of the loft into the top of a stepladder.
We did laugh as it unravelled down his leg.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:43, closed)

You said wombles were cunts.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:02, closed)

He wasn't named after the Wombles.
He was called Womble because he had one ball. And he was a cunt.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:04, closed)

So, after the step ladder incident he had no balls?
Or, he had another nickname before the accident.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:02, closed)

Probably 'fatty' or 'ginger' on account of being fat and ginger.
Losing a bollock was probably a blessing.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:09, closed)

All these words, and I understand so few of them :'(

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:02, closed)

me neither, I use an Australian bot program to decipher my witless babblings and turn them into
something approaching readable and self-absorbed.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:05, closed)

I always pictured you as the "wife".

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:18, closed)

I am sure that you love to constantly gender stereotype anything and everything.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:28, closed)

Ohhhh.
Look at you getting all bitchy and shit!
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 1:33, closed)