Not me per say but Ringo’s new s0ckpuppet account
He’s gone off me and put me on ignore 2.0

I will miss all the charming and witty tales he spins…….


No, wait the other thing…..\o/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:40, 4 replies)

so if i mention that his mum committed suicide to avoid the shame of his failure then he won't be able to see it?
where's the fun in that?
(alright alright, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:51, closed)

I NOES
It's like all my very much polite and not at all offensive comments about him will fall on deaf ears, if only there was some kind of a loop-hole in 2.0 that would allow me to give him the reassurance that he so desperately craves :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:55, closed)

A bit like if you happened to mention that he boasted once that his wife helped him write his OK Cupid profile.
Which means that she's either putting out all over and is feeling guilty, never ever wants him to touch her, ever or that they indulge in swinging activities and he gets to watch her furrow being ploughed on a weekly basis.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:33, closed)

What will you do for TECH CHAT?
I hope you have stored up some chats in your wank bank because you are on rations now.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:57, closed)

Sad times Stunned poster sad times indeed

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:20, closed)

See I've already appealed to b3ta social services
on your behalf but sorry kids. I'm afraid you're stuck with it.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 17:49, closed)