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My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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i agree with terry pratchett
on the subject of dolphins.
"never trust a species that smiles all the time, the buggers are up to something."
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:25, 8 replies)
Or the lady version;
Never trust a creature that bleeds for one week out of every four and doesn't die!
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:27, closed)
pfff

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:36, closed)
Bottlenoses are definitely overly smiley
I prefer Baiji - they look especially smug:

www.wonderfullywild.com/images/baiji.gif
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:42, closed)
i think it wants to eat me

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:46, closed)
and another one from the Pratchmeister
...Never trust a dog with orange eyebrows. s'true, I have the scars to prove it ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:53, closed)
bloody rottweilers!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:03, closed)
or another, same book i think...
"always make it easy for people to give you money."
(I helped save b3ta! spikedirection no frills, no skills., Fri 21 May 2010, 1:55, closed)
Yeah usually
gangrape and baby dolphin killing.
(Melody was not PMSing on, Thu 20 May 2010, 16:01, closed)

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