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My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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a bit of a pearost but, courtesy of my brother:
if you fart, sneeze and burp at the same time then you will become immortal.


or explode.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:43, 4 replies)
hahaha!
Excellent. I always thought that if you farted and sneezed at the same time you'd depressurise, rather than explode.
(SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:46, closed)
That's for wusses
Try spluffing at the same time.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:27, closed)
There can be only wuPSSHLUURRPBOORT!!!

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:36, closed)
^This

(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:27, closed)

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