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..and was at a 3 year old's birthday party and bouncing somersaults on one, was fucking awesome :D

Kids being thrown out of the way by a hairy slightly chubby welshman while I shout "HONG KONG PHOOEY!" and divebomb on the fucker :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:37, 2 replies)

see, this is what i mean
just because you have to grow older, it doesn't mean you have to grow up
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:39, closed)

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...and instead the slightly chubby Welshman insert "enormous Yorkshire truck driver".

Obviously not into any kids

/coat
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:40, closed)

trampolines are good, too

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:52, closed)

Well I'm now 37
and have a daughter just old enough to serve as and excuse for having a trampoline.

We have had one for 3 weeks now.

I have been aching so much I can hardly move for the last 20 days. I have reached the conclusion that not only will I never learn, actually I never want to.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 21 May 2010, 18:55, closed)