My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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Are are you planning on killing your kids whilst you're there?
Stop.
Rebook a new break, this time in Portugal. You'll be free to come home after two weeks, and the kids luggage allowance can be used to bring back additional tabs and booze.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:31, Reply)
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