My Dad..
In a pearoast..Told me not to trust (In no particular order)
Yorkshiremen, Welshmen, Salesmen, Musicians, Men who wear pink, Men with tinted lenses, Men that keep their change in a purse, Men that drink white wine. Men that are seriously one-footed when playing football.

He just told my brothers to look for a girl with a big arse that drinks red wine and smokes cigarettes. Because they're more fun.
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:59, 2 replies)

What about
A girl with a smokin' red arse that whines and drinks cigarettes?
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:07, closed)

Run..
Run like fuck, obviously... :-)
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Thu 20 May 2010, 22:59, closed)