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My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.

(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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Unsolicited advice about pumpkins
Once, when I was a student, I had to take a pumpkin to a Halloween party. On foot. 3 miles. Don’t ask.
This pumpkin was HUGE; it was a pumpkin in need of a gastric by-pass. To avoid back strain, I cunningly devised straps so that I could wear like a rucksack. Clever girl.

Leaving my Halls room, straining against my ponderous burden, I locked my door and dropped my keys between my feet. I speedily bent forwards to pick them up...



My pumpkin counterweight had swung forwards off my shoulders and cracked me across the back of the head, rendering me unconscious for 3 hours.

Slapstick: it can happen to YOU. True facts.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 22:58, 6 replies)
I shall always take heed of this advice...

(, Thu 20 May 2010, 23:17, closed)

(, Thu 20 May 2010, 23:23, closed)
Smash monkey commeted on MY post. I feel like a celebrity.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 23:47, closed)
don't worry, it'll wear off
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:15, closed)

(, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:09, closed)
Advice you should have taken
Bend ze knees!
copyright every Ecole du Ski instructor ever.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:02, closed)

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