Advice from my Grandmother - then 76
On seeing my new waterbed for the first time and having a bit of a lie down on it.

"This would be no good for sex"

she was right

On discussion on moving in with girl friend who was not very good for me but, had me blinded to her boganish, selfish ways with the occasional blow job and monkey sex.

"Why buy a bad book when there is a library full of good books you can borrow and use for little while? If you treat them well it makes it easier to borrow more in the future"

Again she was right, women talk amongst themselves and if you are nice to them and generous in your love making, word gets around....

Thanks Nana, I have you to thank for

a) Getting a bed that was good for sex
b) Borrowing a reasonable number of women to use it for the aforementioned with.

She is 92 now, and her mind is still razor sharp but, the body is slowing down a bit. Might see what she has to say about getting away with clandestine affairs with nubile 20 somethings.

If anyone needs advice from my Nana, let me know and I will check with her.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 21 May 2010, 5:43, 1 reply)

I'm sure she'll agree
If you get her a hard body with a toned six pack for her as a bribe!
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:19, closed)