Good AdviceMy pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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If you're going to get caughtshagging your girlfriend on her kitchen floor by her dad, make sure it's sooner than later. We got caught, I pulled out and we fled. Had he have interrupted me at the point of ejaculation he would've had to wait until I was done because King Arthur couldn't have pulled me out.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:41,
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I bet King Arthur would have had the good grace to finish you off, though.Maybe even slide you back into your scabord.
I have no idea where this is going, and I'm not sure I want to know where it's been...
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