
My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
( , Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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If severe drunkenness, missed train, unfamiliar surroundings and lack of any other option has led you to contemplate sleeping under some bushes in the station car park for a few hours until first train, do make sure you carefully lay down with your fingers plaited neatly across your chest or similar 'intentional posture cues'. Otherwise a brief glance from a passerby at your loosely splayed body will convince them that you are in fact a corpse and they will freak out.
( , Sat 22 May 2010, 0:41, 2 replies)
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