rough sleep
If severe drunkenness, missed train, unfamiliar surroundings and lack of any other option has led you to contemplate sleeping under some bushes in the station car park for a few hours until first train, do make sure you carefully lay down with your fingers plaited neatly across your chest or similar 'intentional posture cues'. Otherwise a brief glance from a passerby at your loosely splayed body will convince them that you are in fact a corpse and they will freak out.
(piggy, Sat 22 May 2010, 0:41, 2 replies)

Or use a card...
...saying "I Aten't Dead"
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Sat 22 May 2010, 0:44, closed)

Haha
This really made me chuckle!
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Sat 22 May 2010, 10:13, closed)