
My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
( , Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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can't use the bones for soup.
Thanks Sonny Barger
( , Sun 23 May 2010, 18:03, 2 replies)

"You can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em.
There's something irresistible-ish about 'em.
We grin and bear it 'cos the nights are long.
I hope that something better comes along."
( , Sun 23 May 2010, 19:24, closed)

"Women...can't live with them."
(long pause)
"...can't turn 'em all into ferrets."
( , Sun 23 May 2010, 23:28, closed)
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