Good AdviceMy pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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Can't put tit's on ball lad.What the fuck does this means? Recanted to me by a northern friend.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:15, 2 replies)
I think he means..You can't put tits on a bull.
aka You can't polish a turd, or you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
I'm a Norverner. Happy to help!!!
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Sallyrsm, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:33,
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Or the other versionAs much use as tits on a bull
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:00, closed)
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