Never let a drunken friend start a fight.... especially if he only has one good eye
About 10 years ago I was out with a friend. The night had gone well and we where sat outside a kebab house happily chewing away when a couple having a rather vocal argument happened by.
We watched out of the corner of our eyes as the fight got closer and closer, then just as it was about 15 feet away, the kindly gentleman gave the young lady a rather swift and (if i might say so) impressive back hander. My friend then swiftly shot towards the man shouting "Oi you don't do that" Now I don't believe in hitting women but I know better than to get involved in a domestic as no matter which side you take, your always gonna get a slap!
Words where exchanged between the two, my friend got pushed, so he took a swing...... However, he had just had a sliver of metal removed from his eye a few days earlyer and was sporting a rather fetching eye patch.
The patch coupled with the beer meant his swing was a good half foot away from this guys face. My friend turned to me..... looking right in my eyes and muttered the immortal words "oh for fucks sake!" before said gentleman punched him clean in the face knocking him out in one.
I being the good friend I am find myself howling with laughter at the comment he made before going to the land of nod untill I feel a rather sharp pain in my cheek bone where the other half of this lovely couple decided to belt me with her handbag.
They ran off into the distance hand in fucking hand!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 24 May 2010, 22:21, 1 reply)

Yeah
Chav cunts, never get involved with their domestics...Good advice..it always ends with the good samartitan getting hurt..they don't think like normal people.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:26, closed)