
My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
( , Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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"Never trust a skinny cook."
And from the Good Book:
"It is better to live on the corner of a roof, than in a house with a quarrelsome wife."
and
"As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly."
( , Wed 26 May 2010, 5:13, 1 reply)

although people look at me funny when I say "dog vomit" out loud.
( , Wed 26 May 2010, 14:33, closed)
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